Humour

Wondering about your life decisions? Worry no more, just read our 4X4 Horoscopes for guidance.... Arseian – March 21  to April 19 Sell those old suspension parts in your shed. There's a muppet waiting to hand over top dollar on Gumtree. …

You don't even believe them yourself, but you say these 4x4 lies anyway. GENERALLY, 4X4 people are good people. They tend to be self-reliant, outgoing, adventurous and as travel widens the mind, open-minded. But in specific situations they are also outright liars.…

Hmmmm”. “No.” “We’ll be ok”. “No!” “It’s not that bad. Bit steep, but it won’t be a drama.” “No way are you taking that vehicle up there!” “Why not?” “Why not? Why not? Because it’s dangerous! Because we don’t need to do it! Becau..” “It’s not dangerous. It’ll be ok,…